My curate: "I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you're the smoothie that Scott ordered from Kip in Heated Rivalry??"

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I hate queer Halloween because what do you mean you are the moon from Georges Méliès' A Trip To The Moon (1902) but the hear-me-out version.

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*Picard voice* "I have been, since my days as a small boy in France, quite an enthusiast of an old Earth serial called 'Uma Musume.'"

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Sadly it's impossible to negotiate with a country ruled by a group of secretive religious fundamentalists that arbitrarily override democratically elected officials. Which is why Iran won't be able to cut a deal with us until we have court reform.

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I think in Hegelian fashion it would be more like: Thesis: Gorgeous of body Antithesis: Dumb of ass Synthesis: Thicc of ass

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