There it is baby. The good stuff.

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i meant where do they get off. “how do they get off being so dry” is a question about ben shapiro’s wife

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TODAY'S JERKS: oh i dont have my brights on, my lights just look like that because they're LEDs and im sitting up really high in my SUV ME: tell it to the devil bitch

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After all these years, it's been long enough. Our feud is over. This morning, I finally burned my voodoo doll of Patrick Stewart, as a message of peace between us, and in the hopes it will bring him a long and happy life. No more fighting--can't wait to see him again, this time as friends

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This really interferes with the upcoming debut of my new makeup-based character, Jason Turkish

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