your periodic reminder that there was a sperm whale called Porphyrios who took offense at the Romans and singlehandedly decided to stop all Byzantian trade and sank so many ships over the next 50 years that Justinian declared him an official enemy of the empire and put a reward on his head

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(me with a suspiciously cryptocurrency-shaped tummy) he went that way officers

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I had a dream that everyone in the world drank something called “garlic coffee” It was pretty much exactly what it sounds like. You were considered weird if you didn’t. Everybody had terrible breath all the time.

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"Don't you see, your money's not here. Your money's in Tom's Nazi Ape NFT and Ned's international hash smuggling ring and Sara's teen sextortion racket..."

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Reply guys always want to give you homework. "You should check out this lengthy article that is somewhat tangentially related to your post."

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