Sexy suddenly becoming mentally and/or physically incapable of caring for myself/pets and I’m now suddenly reliant on previously neglectful/abusive relatives to do so

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For $1,200, I will let you describe your penis to me, and I will tell you it is fine, and not weird. For $2,000, I will look at one (1) photograph of your penis, and tell you it is fine, and not weird.

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Because I never got around to raising my rates at my actual job, I am willing to offer this service: for $300, I will tell you your penis is fine. For $500, I will send you a text message that you can screenshot and send a friend, saying your penis is fine.

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Watching a Star Wars show with a character named Osha and very disappointed it’s not about workplace safety

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ICE is like what if cops but worse

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