Monara found a bunch of toys, and they're all haunted Patreon sketch request

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i'm half conscious right now and my brain is beaming me these thoughts every like 3-4 minutes, it's BAD

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waking up decades later and it's like "oh yea sorry, says here you were 287,547,093th in line for drone-work when you signed up for conversion, funny how getting altered down to a molecular-level by latex-nanites conserves you basically forever right?"

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yea so your friend signed on to our drone program which stipulates that they'll be paid and restored to their normal self once they reach a certain drone-work threshold, however due to the oversupply of drones they've been kept in storage and aren't gaining anymore drone-work points™. sorry!

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dronify dorks to the points where their appearance is changed to be 1:1 with every other drone and their brain has been formatted to prevent anything else than their programming from being in there, only to keep em in the storage-program reinforcement pods because you've got too many anyways tbh

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