I don't care how many skeletons you have coming out of your yard, the only measure of whether you're doing Halloween right is whether a kid is getting candy in their bucket

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A friend of mine took this pic a few years ago of a local station’s error. He sadly died earlier this year. While this isn’t exactly his legacy, it left a huge mark. So everyone please turn your cocks back tonight for Mike.

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the aztecs were a civilization which ran on pete hegseths

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…bloody flower girl could def be part of a “Rejected” theme since we already have I AM A BANANA. (tho booooo to the banana dad who is not My Spoon Is Too Big)

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“Happy Halloween! What are you?” Kid 1 (age 7-8 ish): I’m a banana! (Is clearly a banana) Kid 2 (around the same age): I’m a flowergirl! Who died at the wedding! (is in a dress that is covered in fake blood) Dad, dressed as a banana, quickly: That’s not my kid

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