Indescribably funny to be doing “oh you guys can’t just blame him forever, let it go!” about the current president of the United States who is still in the first half of his term

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Dentists don’t want you to know that sour candy completely counteracts the damage done by sweet candy

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(6 months after Halloween) bro the veil between worlds feels thick as fuck right now aha

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i like to watch the new york city marathon and periodically utter things like “they’d better conserve their energy” and “it looks like they’re going through brooklyn now.” i mean just the most useless fucking shit you’ve ever heard anyone say

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I wouldn't have posted this if I worked at a car wash called "columbia" let alone an actual school

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