INT. CRUISER - NIGHT Gatsby waits at a light, shifting in his seat, impatient. GATSBY: I believe in it, Nicky. CARRAWAY: In what? GATSBY: The orgiastic future that year by year recedes before us. CARRAWAY: Jay? The light's green. Off the cruiser borne on ceaselessly into the night, we-- END SERIES

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We *can* have nice things!

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