There was a very specific energy to driving through a posh Cotswolds village in my loud sports car, dressed as a witch, blaring slipknot at full blast with the windows down

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Cashier at Costco: "I've served a few witches the last couple of nights!" Me (jokingly): "I suppose technically that'd make you a really good familiar" Cashier: *Visibly and Vocally performs a hard reboot, before nervously complimenting my coloured contacts* Chat did I accidentally do a rizz?

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Oh is it a special day? I hadn't noticed

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its time for the war on christmas on the side of the skeletons

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Stuck in costume.

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