had to break out the old standard to take the goose trick or treating

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uh oh!

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i hope gta6 bombs and king gizzard gets enough money to keep doing dumb shit

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To be clear I do not know the child's actual age and am terrible at judging. Age may be anywhere between 4 and 10.

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Me: ...and I have anti-ICE whistle kits for adults if you want them. The adult: ...what? Six-year old: It's a WHISTLE KIT for when ICE is snatching someone off the street so you can let other people know! Duh! The adult looking at me, crushed that a six year old knows this: I'll have one. Thanks.

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