When I was a child I didn't limit my crime festivals to a single night of the year like some dilettante

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I feel bad for people who grew up outside of the Mischief Night Zone. What do you mean you never got to experience the yearly Festival of Child Crime

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You can mark up a wheatpasted Polymarket ad, friends. Before, and after.

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Because hell is empty and all the devils are here, Polymarket is apparently now running real-life ads encouraging you to gamble on vaccine mandate reversals (h/t @emilylip.bsky.social)

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chaser: they have a billboard in lower Manhattan where they're proposing you bet on if 40 million+ Americans will get SNAP

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