Trump on Senator Jon Husted: “I told the people, they didn’t know this, he has a great ass. Very powerful ass.”

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Flavio Bolsonaro Monday: “I never thought about leaving the country. Nobody will silence me.” Flavio Bolsonaro Wednesday: Arrives in Miami, shielded from photographers by umbrellas, after sneaking out of Brazil via Argentina and Ecuador.

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they taste so watery that I can only assume they were made in a lab overseen by someone who ate an apple once, was it 1983 or maybe 1982, oh papa do I really remember the apple and how it tasted or am I simply yearning from my youth

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McDonald's apple slices in the US have the taste equivalent of looking at an apple that's very far away from you, like a tiny red dot at the other end of a huge room in a dream

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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

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