Brandon Kelly
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Head honcho at @craftcms.com 📍 Bend, Oregon 🔗 https://brandonkelly.io
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Here's everything that happened at Dot One, the @craftcms.com conference: vist.ly/5pskm
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I just wen to Londis for some milk, and was high-fived approvingly by the local teenagers. Apparently the latest youth slang for something cool, edgy and dangerous is "PHP", e.g., ""Have you heard that new record by "Mandy, Indiana"? It's well PHP, innit, bro". They call me "Poppa PHP" now.
Show PostI just had a scary trip to the local shop. People glowered at me, muttering "Happy now, PHP Boy?". One woman shielded her kids, shrieking "Don't go near the nasty developer, kids". And when I got home, someone had posted a ColdFusion manual through my letter box with a note: "learn to code, loser".
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