when I'm up really late bullshitting with my roommates and i realize that neither of them have work in the morning i feel betrayed

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i’m actually a little heartbroken for her. need to find something properly like it

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my cat's favorite toy — that she's had for nearly 10 years — finally bit the dust last night after having been gradually worn down to a raggedy indiscernible nubbin on the end of the string

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they were crazy to turn Taco Bell into the MOMA

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i’m like if a 35 year-old woman were a tired 35 year-old woman

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