iansimmons1960.bsky.social
Curator, Fortean Times news editor, science communicator, author of Haunted London and the forthcoming Little Book of London Lore, cognitive dissident and discontent provider. Also, Grumpy Quaker socialist with cat - all opinions are my own
👤 Joined on 08 Februar 2024
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“As he bowked rich brown vomit over Timmy the dog,” Enid Blyton typed, “he was already regretting going to a different tuck shop for their slap-up meal.”
Show PostNigel Farage saying he skipped the Budget because (effectively) he was worried Lib Dem MPs would beat him up might be the most pathetic-sounding thing he's ever said. More importantly, it's also very funny.
Show PostMASINT #572 from NROL-111 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Illusion Quarry 2. Eldritch Ninja Incinerator 3. Vestigial Muppets
Show PostThey talk of Corpse Cows - slaughtered beasts returned to life with stomachs stuffed with woe and cursed nettles. Skeletal and white-eyed, they walk the commons as famine omens. They have been seen in Long Sutton and many are now afraid of a hungry winter. - Dr. Bron, 1644
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