Eating shit is part of the writing process! Let yourself fall face first onto the pavement. Do not put your hands out. Wanting it to be pretty will only make it worse

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I hate the cultural era of confident ignorance and ragebait farming. I'm so mad I had to read the sentence "Ken Russell's The Devils is Cocomelon for Criterion Closet adults". What are you fucking TALKING about. I should be allowed to drive a car into your house

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[Calvin’s dad voice] There are two types of millennials. 9/11ials and Obamials. Emo/Screamo and St Louis Hip Hop? 9/11ial. Stomp clap hey?, Obamial. Homestar Runner, 9/11ial. Le epic baconz, Obamial. Despite coming out before The Wire, West Wing is Obamial and The Wire is 9/11ial

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I'm a dog person but the thing is that when I was a child, I had a gray tabby cat, and so my heart explodes with love any time I see a gray tabby cat.

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It happened again, I am blessed and highly favored

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