thank you! yeah there's no way that would click. i WISH they were that clever

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happy halloween my wretched sons pissed the bed then got up at 4am and silently absolutely trashed their fucking room like just beyond recognition, just a horror show, broke multiple things so badly they're trash now, incredibly spooky stuff boys

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broke their expensive actually protective sunglasses all apart, pulled tape out of their audio tapes for their tape player, caved the roof in on their wooden toy barn, every piece of dress-up strewn everywhere, used the box as a stepping stool to pull apart a mobile on the ceiling

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they have offered no explanation for this. we are all awake now and furious with each other

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a small petty part of me wishes i were the kind of parent who would say "well, you can't go trick or treating now" because i'm angry with them but a) that would be incomprehensible to them and b) i also want to go trick or treating

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