Commentary: I Won’t Let My Son Play Football Because I Don’t Want Him In A Bisexual Love Triangle With The Head Cheerleader And Team Captain https://theonion.com/i-wont-let-my-son-play-football-because-i-dont-want-him-in-a-bisexual-love-triangle-with-the-head-cheerleader-and-team-captain/

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🚨 Rep. Jim Himes reveals lawmakers have WAR-GAMED a scenario in which Trump claims Russia or Iran hacked the midterms, then orders federal agents to seize voting machines. Himes says they've prepared for exactly this kind of potential Election Day interference.

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BREAKING: OVER 4,000 TOTAL TERRORISM ARRESTS AS 94 YEAR OLD MARGARET OWEN ARRESTED AGAIN Today's arrests outside the US Embassy in London bring the total number of arrests under the Terrorism Act in the UK for defying the ban on Palestine Action to over 4,000.

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Ahhh, I've been waiting for the standard pre election assassination attempt stories!! They're leaving them late this time, maybe to make sure people have voted before it becomes obvious that they are complete nonsense!!!!

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Pitching a screenplay about a cringe incel techbro & his fascist real estate tycoon pal who manage to bumble their way into buying the presidency, to rob the Treasury Department, to pay off their bonesaw boy & russian mobster debtors, getting dragged out of the elevator by a large, off-screen hook

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