Any typos spotted in this post are very much looking forward to the Ngatimoti Festival tomorrow. If typos spotted, they'll be happily munching a cookie they got at the markets. (It was an emergency!)

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A woman (60s?) is addressing a herd of ice-cream covered small humans (3-6?) Hands on hips, she says: "Okay my little fraggles, how about we take you all to the park and wear you out?" Little Fraggles think this is a marvellous idea.

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A young human (8?) is RACING through the markets. Holding a paper bag out in front of him. Expression urgent as he passes his Mum's stall while bellowing: "IT'S AN EMERGENCY! DAD NEEDS HIS COOKIE!"

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A tiny human (1.5?) has got Dad's car keys in his hands and is off! Toddle-galloping through the markets. Dodging and weaving! Chortling and giggling! Will he get away?! (Dad in hot pursuit!)

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🧵Spotted on Market Day in Aotearoa New Zealand: A man (80s?) with a prodigious bushy moustache takes a bite from a cream donut and SQUISH. Cream covering his moustache and squootling up his nostrils. His wife howling with laughter.

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