Did I tell you all about our friend who died and left instructions that everyone at the funeral be given a little bag of glitter to pour on her coffin and like six months later they had to fully refurb the entire chapel because they couldn’t get rid of the glitter

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That pikachu is going to win the next season of Ru Paul's Drag Race with the stage name Cunto Region

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Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

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If you learn to play one instrument, that’s sexy. But then every new instrument reverses the sexiness, so two is not sexy, three is, and so on.

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Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen stay exactly the same in your lifetime? I say rubber bands. They were fine back then and they’re fine now.

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