We Have Fields of Mistria at Home: (Juniper and March that I put together last night and this afternoon 💀)

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Our trunk. I gave the t rex my umbrella.

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Making a brief appearance at a party and my makeup honest to god is like a 10/10 in person. Wanted to share. Eyes: Morphe shadow, L’Oréal mascara (bubble something) in black, “liner” is also Morphe shadow Lips: ELF eyebrow pencil in taupe as a liner, CT Pillow Talk lipstick, NYX gloss in praline

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I hated You Can See Everything because knowing Nathan Fielder crafted this absolutely sublime, completely riveting, totally hilarious, multilayered genre redefining homage to Vertigo all while getting his commercial pilot’s license made me realize what a lazy sack of shit I am.

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Hit a huge parenting milestone today. Peanut was able to bring me toilet paper from the hall cupboard when I found myself without any.

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