I accidentally left my Virginia Is For Lovers T-shirt in a laundromat years ago. I guess I was 21 when I lost my Virginia tee.

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I made a website for orphans like myself. It doesn't have a home page...

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I had a friend named Henry, but he spelled it Hen7ry -- the 7 is silent.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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Just asked Siri. 'Surely it's not going to rain today?' She said it will, and don't call me Shirley. ... Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.

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