Bring your kids trick or treating at the casino. Any child dressed as a poker dealer gets to deal three hands at our no-limit table.

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Quit making fun of the Gatsby/cop TV show. I'm trying to sell NBC on Blood Meridian reimagined as a Friends-like sitcom.

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Moving my recycling bin next to my mail box made this election cycle less painful

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If I’m being perfectly honest, if I knew the world would be like this I never would have had children.

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Sneezed twice and said, “Excuse me,” to my painfully empty house, everything is magic.

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