only thing to do now is tip 20 again and never return since I can't afford the service here

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last time I was at this coffee shop I accidentally tipped 20 instead of 2 on a 6 buck order and they're treating me like I'm the co owner here or something, even my family isn't ever this nice to me

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Charlie Brown was bald and adults gave him rocks instead of candy during Trick Or Treat, it's no wonder he ended up dying in a shootout with police after robbing the Pep Boys

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El-Sayed was captain of his high school football team and I'm obliged to note this sort of obvious lying isn't new at all, which is why we had to hear about George W Bush the war hero (never deployed, went AWOL from TANG) and John Kerry the coward (Silver Star, Bronze Star, 3 Purple Hearts).

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A former Miss Switzerland who accused the president of rape isn't a trustworthy media source, but a disgruntled former Mary Peltola staffer who retracted her story is

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