on the way out, we discussed the work and he told me i was a good sport. i told him i'd changed my mind anyway. he stopped, put his hands on my arms, grinning ear to ear, and said... "oh thou! my lovely boy who in thy power doth hold time's fickle glass his fickle hour!" he was an amazing man.

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instant he saw me, he smiled and said "i'm still considering it." i had no idea what he meant until he asked my assistant if he should fuck me... even though i'm "a bit on the ugly side." "just a bit." he started asking everyone and everyone had an answer because he's patrick bloody stewart...

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When I say you have to both smoke weed and watch beavis and butthead in honor of Patrick Stewart please understand the man was absolutely baked out his mind cackling at the word “bunghole” and you can too

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Als de politie vraagt te stoppen met stoepkrijten want dat is vernieling, dan lach ik ze uit, en druipen ze af. Daarom.

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May they both rot in Hell.

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