maple cocaine

maplecocaine.bsky.social

30 Oktober 2026 17:25

They could have done this years ago without AI facial recognition by just having you scan a loyalty card when you get in line; but 1) they know full well that nobody actually wants this stupid shit and 2) the personalized menu is obviously not why they want to scan your face

Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️

snarkysillysad.bsky.social

30 Oktober 2026 12:40

Good Samaritan rescues two deer with entwined antlers: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...

Poppy Alexander

poppyalexander.bsky.social

30 Oktober 2026 08:59

This is why the rush of crypto companies to get banking charters is imo the worst example of tech bros reinvent the wheel, but now it’s squared

Elizabeth Lopatto

lopatto.bsky.social

30 Oktober 2026 03:46

I am not going to try to tell you the banking system is good per se BUT a lot of that shit is the way it is for a reason, and the reason is literally hundreds of years of institutional knowledge of financial shenanigans

Elizabeth Lopatto

lopatto.bsky.social

30 Oktober 2026 03:46

it's kind of like how when you encounter a sign in the national parks telling you not to do a thing. the existence of that sign tells you that enough people died there doing that thing to put a sign up.