Went to my first ever LIVE Rocky Horror show tonight, it was delightful (except for one weird hater sitting in front of me!) here’s what I say to haters everywhere:

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My top surgeon was apparently supposed to read a script about regret rates but just said "we are only truly free if we are free to make choices we regret", which goes hard af and is also what I say whenever I order a sushi boat for 2 to eat in one sitting.

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this describes one of my closest friendships. 20 years of us sending each other the most heinous stuff we can find.

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as someone who is a huge reese's gal, I AM INCREDIBLY HERE FOR THIS JOURNALISM.

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