the one good thing about Twitter is that I know Nicki Minaj personally saw my post making fun of her and blocked me

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Kinda both? The city loves greasing wheels for people already in the game. It's the barrier to entry that's the problem. Too expensive to get the ball rolling, too few high foot traffic zones, too many old/inadequate commercial spaces.

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i've been here 4 days and this has come up in conversation 6 times

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do i have a tinfoil hat on?? the dealership adds a GPS tracker to all new vehicles as a SERVICE?? i know privacy is dead, but the dealership’s acting like i’m a kook for not wanting a GPS tracker in my truck sir, if i wanted a persistent surveillance beacon, i’d have a smartphone. wait. 😬

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Sometimes I'm like "I want pizza" and them I'm like "fuck, what kind of pizza? Detroit, Greek, New York, Sicilian, New Haven?"

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