ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume

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How To Incorporate AI Into Your Daily Life https://theonion.com/how-to-incorporate-ai-into-your-daily-life/

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“While I’ve loved all the years I’ve spent unmasking villains with my friends, the writing was unfortunately on the wall.” — Scooby Doo

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there are critiques to make about the woman as with any public figure but the idea that she never took any specific stances on controversial issues in her time is nonsense

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