Luke Burns

Luke Burns

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Writing funny stuff/weird stuff. New Yorker, McSweeney's, NY Mag, etc. Translator of THE CHILDREN OF LIGHT (2026), on shelves now, and MASTERS OF THE NEFARIOUS, also on shelves now. https://lukevburns.tumblr.com/writing (He/Him) Header image by Lucas Adams

👤 Joined on 22 Juni 2023

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30 Oktober 2026 17:41

Look, if they really wanted to roast our asses at least one of them would be wearing this Threadless shirt

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30 Oktober 2026 16:33

yearly reminder with @newyorker.com about your Halloween costume parameters newyorker.com/humor/daily-...

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Starbucks installing three nude pre-cogs in every store to predict your order. Please don't slip and fall into the big bath they soak in all day to hone their powers. The liquid is not water and will permanently stain wool and denim

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Ringo dropped three classics last night

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