And hall monitors should get stuffed into lockers, thanks for clarifying

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my son: the tooth fairy is a thief. me: uh, no they’re not, they’re magical beings who take your teeth to another dimension. my son: what for? me: uh… uh… THEY’RE BUILDING A TOOTH DEATH STAR, THAT’S RIGHT KID, GIRD YOUR MOTHERFUCKING LOINS! IT’S ALMOST FULLY OPERATIONAL. my son: uh… daddy?

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Have now moved on to contemplating exactly how Marielle is going to react when she finds out that her mother TOLD THE PAPER that she had to GET HELP FROM A COMPUTER to come up with three (3) cool things about her daughter.

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My man looks like knows how to “my man”

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