Just buzzed by Qatari force one on 16th street NW, because the felon was having a party

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Haunted Hall at the National Building Museum!

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A maintenance guy I’ve never met asked if I’d painted the painting hanging in my hallway & was very animated telling me how he liked it and how much he loved art. What a lovely surprise! I’d been anxiously dreading the annual apt inspection ie invasion by strangers & he flipped the script.

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That's my motto: If shit's going to be awkward no matter what, I might as well be the one making it awkward.

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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.

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