there's a scene in the first 15 minutes or so of Monuments Men where george clooney is explaining on a big pull-out map of Europe where the war stands in 1943 and it's insanely funny if you turn off the part of your brain that absorbs exposition to note that he's telling this to FDR

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This!!!!

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Me: Man, I hope the Menswear Guy isn't about to come for Jon Ossoff The Meanswear Guy: So Jon has what we'd call a badonk. A phat ass. Bounce a quarter off that thing into space.

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The other day my respective shuffles came up with this truly sublime juxtaposition, and I share it with you now.

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Her birth was incredibly horrifying, and there were a few minutes there where she did _not_ make a sound. (See here: episodes.ghost.io/child-death-...) She has been making up for those few minutes ever since, which is to say she never shuts up, but my gosh, she still seems like a miracle.

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