Midnightplatasm IV: Oblivion

Midnightplatasm IV: Oblivion

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Getting my M.Div in Food Science, thesis on the "Transubstantiation of Mountain Dew and Higher Orders of Caffeine Chain of Being." Will cop to knowing cop stuff. Better to be remembered as a sharp lover of sandwiches than a slick merchant of hate.

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This Acer is a blaze of colour every Autumn.

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My three-year-old was watching CNN when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, how come the nice man who used to wear a tan suit doesn't like the Cheesecake Factory?" And when I told her "Because he's an arugula-loving elitist," she started crying.

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Rich Tate 🎃
30 Oktober 2026 15:51

I used to be in those top-secret Facebook groups. A certain publisher has them all convinced they're collecting precious artifacts. I don't believe they do konw.

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And the talk is never about anything but money. Très déprimant. One person saying today that this is "an investment in his kid's future." Dumbass, invest in a 529 plan or a Roth IRA for kids and fucking give up on them someday ebaying your signed copy of Dreamcatcher.

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