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i also happen to think that if you have this on your resume you should make it your mission in life to never share another opinion publicly but what do i know

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A dude takes his lady friend to Starbucks to get her a frappuccino. The next day he comes back with his wife and she sees his personalized menu and is like, "Neither of us drink frappuccinos, you cheating piece of shit! I'm calling a divorce lawyer!"

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I did then go and listen to some actual mumford and sons and turns out I hated them too

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the only thing I take from the Generational Wars is that millennials live rent-free in zoomers' head. oh you think stomp clap music is dumb? good for you, I thought I hated mumford and sons for like a decade and then found out every one of those songs I hated was actually the lumineers who gives a s

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