The best part of being an adult is committing to a bit so hard that toddlers are thrilled and teenagers are embarrassed

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shoutout to the house giving out condiments this year

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Was awarded the highest honour of Halloween: one kid excitedly telling another "This is the house I told you about last year!!"

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lying here wondering if this implies the existence of an indoor labyrinth

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The light-up button is awesome in the dark. It rotates through green-orange-purple and then goes red when it’s pushed and green once the candy arrives in the pumpkin.

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