Never put up a statue of me, please

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If you’re hearing him in your head say “I am as I stand” that’s EXACTLY how he said it, the delivery was just *chef’s kiss*

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Anyway, my wife and I now say that all the time even though no one has ever asked us if we “have any bags.”

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Sir Patrick Stewart probably doesn’t remember, but one time my wife and I sat 1 row in front of him on a southwest flight from ORD->BUR. The best part though was since BUR is so small we got to the curb at the same time and his driver was like “do you have any bags?” And he said “I am as I stand.”

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but even if (in theory) you sell 12 of those works a year, you're *grossing* $55K before all of your taxes and expenses. I have never understood and will never understand why people feel so compelled to get the knives out for any reason when these are the numbers in play. get a fucking grip

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