When I see someone calling Hozier "stomp clap" I see the red mist

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If you are at the point in the evening where you are whipping it out the “influencing” part of the evening has already ended and you have either played your cards very well or you have made at least one massive miscalculation. Neither option is changed by the size of your package.

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“ThErE’s no sUcH tHiNg as a FrEe lUnCh” Pretty sure that 99.999999% of the buttwipes who campaign to do away with free school lunches got their own lunches for free, because their parents either made them or gave them the money to pay for it

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Theres more emotion in the bathroom than in this stadium. Come on

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The Portland Thorns' biggest advantage heading into playoffs? Becky Sauerbrunn. #BAONPDX The young PTFC backline has already felt her impact. Jayden Perry: "I've obviously looked up to her since I was little. I'm honestly begging for more & more from her." stumptown-footy.ghost.io/the-impact-o...

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