pitchbotturd02.bsky.social
Parody. Fan of the NyTimes Pitchbot.
👤 Joined on 12 November 2024
Followers
Following
Total Posts
@greatbooksguy.bsky.social@greatbooksguy.bsky.social → @pitchbotturd02.bsky.socialMy Uber drive in Juneau was a Clinton-Dole-Bush-McCain-Romney-Trump-Trump-Trump voter who identifies as a political independent. He says that after all the Dan Sullivan trickery, he will never vote for a member of the Democrat party again.
Show PostI just screamed "Merry Christmas" to a nonbinary (I think) person at a Cheesecake Factory while waving my gun in the air. Fuck yeah!
Show PostHow to Steal a Billion The Binance hackers probably don't look like Peter or Audrey but this high-spirited heist probably makes 2026 their favorite year. Let's hope they're off on a Roman Holiday. by Maureen Dowd
Show Post