My three-year-old was watching CNN when she turned to me gravely and asked "Daddy, how come the nice man who used to wear a tan suit doesn't like the Cheesecake Factory?" And when I told her "Because he's an arugula-loving elitist," she started crying.

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How remarkable that an agricultural worker in the 1930s had access to better tailoring than the US Vice President today.

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Not just that. They don't like to lose. Or rather, they don't like identifying with a loser. They won't flip their vote. They won't talk about the failure. They will simply go from ranting Fox News gibberish one day, to a clipped "I'm not really into politics" the next. And they will not vote.

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After the last couple of days my friend said “the Grim Reaper needs to be put in a PIP.”

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So, if we’re keeping score, crypto is good for: - buying and selling drugs; - hiring hitmen; - extorting people (kids, mostly) with nudes; - financing North Korea’s nuclear weapons program; - fleecing unsophisticated working class cult-member rubes to enrich yourself; - getting stolen. Cool, cool

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