Two sentence horror story for spooky season: You have been very stressy and depressy and you know you need time with friends so you suggest a chill pumpkin carving party. Then, day of, your friends realize your house is a better location, but its unkempt state reflects your stressy/depressy.

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silly to be too fussed about it, as my friends understand I'm a hot mess and have actually spent more time in my house in the last few weeks than I have (they pet sit for me while I travel) but still

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DOI attorney has been incredibly squirrely. Now says he "believes" that the Secretary of Interior has toured the golf course, but sorta refuses to confirm it even though there are declarations about it in this case.

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DOI attorney now says he doesn't know what "involved with" means. Judge Reyes pulls out a dictionary. Holy fuck.

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they even invited me to a goodbye party for one of the baristas when he was doing the hipster thing and moving to Portland

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