I will not be posting a photo of my kids in their costumes on here so you’ll just have to trust me that they are exceedingly cute

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also I forgot to get the kids a Halloween basket so I was going to just carry a small bag for them and instead chomp insisted on pushing his toy shopping trolley from house to house which definitely gave trick or treating a different vibe

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Help me Only One Pierogi, you're my only hope.

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I just want to be invited, someday, to a literary-themed Halloween party, so that I can contribute a fully dressed roast turkey to the comestible spread, and when asked how it fits with the theme, I would admit that there is more of gravy than the grave about it.

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Amazing! Look how much fun it is to not go to the ER with a laceration!

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