also and respectfully "the teacher sent home a prompt for you to come up with three things that describe your kid" is not some beautiful opportunity for human connection and growth it is a mildly annoying task

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"Dustin May but sweep in October" – recent Milwaukee proverb

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So cool they're performing at the Museum of Jurassic Technology!

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I like @franznicolay.bsky.social's version of this saying Staying drunk is a Ponzi scheme Borrowing time from the next day

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John is an absolute treasure of a guy. When we were in college together he showed up unexpectedly with short hair one day. I said “whoa, what’s up?” And he said “My mom said she would buy me a banjo if I cut it.” Good deal.

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