Yeah yeah I know my shift ended but these brats need to learn their lesson for getting detention.

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im like if a girl was always 14 but realllyyy mature for her age

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just saw two kids dressed as Pinkie Pie and Aradia Medigo and their mom was Hornet. i think ive officially entered my baby crazy arc

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“Babe, we still doing the Horse costume thing this year?” “Ok… alright, sure. But do you really want to be the rear again this year?” “Last year girls kept mistaking us for a real one and rimming the back of the costume.” “Ok, fine. Should I at least fix the hol-No? Ok.”

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happy halloween, don't forget to drug and cum on every trick or treater that comes by ur doorstep

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