drpaisley.bsky.social
Star barf in a meat sack. Sinister, poly, skiffy. Lover of (in no particular order): paisley, craft beer, cigars, single malts, redheads, cats, and puns.
👤 Joined on 14 August 2023
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@drpaisley.bsky.socialTo the girl who asked if she could motorboat me on the dance floor, I salute your candor 🌈💃
Show PostI gently peeled her small hand off my jacket and said, “Never touch me again.”
Show PostI just really appreciate that you can pick up the phone and scream "URSULA!!!" while the rest of us simply scream it into the void.
Show PostTomorrow I'll be doing the annual T. Kingfisher spooky #horror liveread! Mute/hide this thread or unfollow if you don't want my screams to clutter up your feed. We're doing WOLF WORM and I've been promised it has exactly zero crabs in it.
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