I know I make your heart race. Come closer so I can hear it.

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Did an AMAZING judicial corporal punishment duo last week, but none of the photos the Condemned took of us turned out (I'll beat him harder next time), so you'll have to guess: which well-known Toronto Dominant was my partner in crime-correction?

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Add Benjamin Netanyahu to that list - all 3 need abducting, shoved in vans then dragged to the gallows Oh & for the love of god, can someone release the Epstein files

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It’s laundry day. Who’s coming to make my vintage leather Miu Miu heels pristine?

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I become undeniably aroused by the pathetic ones that wait a whole month (or two or three) for me to notice and respond to them. I’ve been having sex. Buying new boots. Enjoying the weather. And you? Still there hoping to hear from me. Sad and adorable.

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