absinthetics.bsky.social
here exclusively to post bad takes on DAS BOOT formerly: The Onion, the reality TV industry, the poker tables, the bottom of a black hole
👤 Joined on 08 julho 2023
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@absinthetics.bsky.socialHigh points of Halloween- -the little girl praising me for my janky hobo Spider-Man costume -the very little kid whose face LIT UP when they realized I was dressed as Spider-Man -the teen who was definitely not at all pleased I recognized him as The Crow -watching LIFEFORCE with friends
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Show PostA tiny kid maybe 4 came to the door with her sibling, got some candy, started walking away, then came back and hugged my leg. “It’s a Halloween hug!” she says 💕
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