Given that most, if not all MAGA merch is made in China, I'll be really curious to see what happens to their pricing and availability 😁

Proof this guy is full of SITH.

May the fourth be with you, Illinois.

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

Duckworth on if she's open to voting to confirm Mike Waltz: "I think everybody on that Signal chain needs to be fired ... he's failing up ... I'm not open to voting for him, no, because he's already demonstrated he's incapable of doing the most basic thing, which is handling classified information."

Warnock: Georgia officials said they were sorry but their hands were tied, you can’t vote the first weekend of the runoff after the holiday so I decided to untie them, I sued them. And I won… They appealed asking for emergency relief. Emergency relief from what? People voting?

May the 4th be with you! @markhamillofficial.bsky.social

I have been seeing a lot of videos with young women starting off a conversation on the first date by asking who he voted for… Yes, girls. That’s how you do it. ❤️

Things the president of the United States said on meet the press today: He doesn’t know if he has to follow the constitution He’s fine with a recession Americans can do with less Small businesses are just “a couple of little businesses”

Greyhound, I promise I will never talk smack about you ever again. Bravo

Ashley Babbit's family is poised to recieve 30 million dollars (from tax payers) thanks to the Dept of Justice... Mrs Sicknick just wanted a phone call and the people who assaulted her son Brian held accountable.

I may be the only lawyer targeted by Trump willing to speak on camera, but for me it wasn't a choice. All of us have an obligation to speak out against what Trump is doing. All of us have an obligation to fight for democracy. I am fortunate to be a lawyer and to have a platform -- and I will use it.

___coyotl___ Raphael Coyotl

If you ever wondered what malignant narcissism + megalomania + congenital lying + substance abuse + greed + cognitive decline + 4 hair transplants + orange makeup + heel lifts in an ill-fitting suit looks like, now you know.

Just a note to everyone out there taking care of aging parents: I see you and I’m sending you love. 💕

ALL FLEETWOOD MAC SONGS THAT DO NOT FEATURE A STEVIE NICKS LEAD VOCAL ARE NOW TARIFFED AT 250%

"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work. snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

"Tin soldiers and Nixon's comin' We're finally on our own This summer I hear the drummin' Four dead in Ohio." Neil Young Remembering: Allison Krause, 19 Jeffrey Miller, 20 Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20 William Schroeder, 19 4 May 1970

The Truth Of The Matter And They Are Not Bringing Jobs Back….

Of course he’s trolling. It’s obvious he’s trolling. And yes, he’s probably trolling in an effort to distract. And also: it’s a major problem that a sitting “president” is trolling, and it should be called out because he’s deeply, deeply unwell.

-Dropped or halted investigations into 100+ corporations -Gutted regulatory agencies and fired ethics watchdogs -Launched a crypto coin and offered an "intimate dinner" to top buyers -Turned the White House into a Tesla showroom to help his biggest donor "Drain the swamp."

"The Poop."

God, I wish this were true. ☠️😭

😂🥴😂

Truly wild how little he seems to understand about this.

“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist

Exactly!👇

Shadow and Rouge! 🌌 #Sonic #fanart

Is this bad? I'm no international shipping expert, but this sounds bad.

Besieged! Postcard from my collection, unsent, photo copyright 1902.

I don't think it's fully appreciated just how much Trumpism is a celebration of ignorance. Trump not only never learns but proactively avoids it. It's a braindead movement from the top down.

Warnock: I don’t know how anybody can be apathetic after what we’re going through right now. We say elections have consequences. That ain’t a slogan right about now. We’re living that reality. Here I am doing everything I can with the tools that I have but tools are not the same…

This

Stephen Miller doesn’t fear outrage. What really rattles him is being laughed at. For someone obsessed with power and relevance, nothing stings more than being dismissed as a punchline. So, let's get to work. Add your Miller mockery below. 👇👇

Uh, ok, we’re on like the 4th iteration of this and wtf is going on?

Dropping at Midnight Eastern: it’s almost certain. Judges in both the Abrego Garcia and Rendition Flights cases are looking to charge the same guy with Contempt of Court: Stephen Miller! You’re taking the fall! Monday’s Countdown podcast drops at midnight wherever you podcast

Warnock: Don’t lecture to me about meritocracy while I witness you nominate the most unfit unqualified people we’ve ever seen. You cannot lecture me about merit while nominating Pete Hegseth…

"Trump lost against the Maine governor. He lost against Perkins Coie. He loses 80% of cases in court. Which makes those who’ve capitulated look that much more foolish, because if they’d just fought back, they would've retained what they thought they'd lose and their dignity would still be intact."

He thinks there’s a cargo ship full of VCR tapes steaming toward the Port of Blockbuster that he’s going to exact these tariffs upon, doesn’t he

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Why, yes, I did buy beer based on can design again

Average daily reads of my Today in Politics Bulletins since inception: OCT - 96,518 NOV - 128,188 DEC - 164,954 JAN - 230,523 FEB - 276,450 MAR - 315,714 APR - 378,578

seems like trump mainly uses “low IQ” to describe black people. of a piece with his birtherism and his insistence that there are specific, low-wage “black jobs” that must be protected from immigrants

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I'M IMPOSING A SKILLIONTY DOLLAR TARIFF ON ALL COLORS THAT AREN'T BLUE shouts the president, as he runs through the White House with a soup pot on his head and falls down a flight of stairs with his pants around his ankles

Few lawyers are willing to speak publicly about President Trump’s actions against law firms. Fear is rippling through Washington. But, despite being a target, Marc Elias is still talking. Scott Pelley sits down with him tonight on 60 Minutes.

the president wants to reopen alcatraz because he’s an old man with dementia who is mentally frozen in the 1970s and 80s. he’s not trying to distract you, his brain is just full of holes

The Trump family's crypto business just got a huge $2 billion investment from a UAE government-backed firm. We are witnessing a foreign government effectively bribe the President of the United States — right out in the open. Hello?

watching Adonis in motion is so funny. he doesn't even seem real, he looks like an animatronic cat puppet

When a president "doesn't know" if he has to follow the constitution, how do you not immediately bring up the fact that he took an oath to do exactly that? A real journalist would do that. A conspiratorial fluffer would move right along and pretend everything was normal.

. The President of the United States just took a $2 billion bag from a UAE-backed crypto firm. That’s not business it’s a bribe. A sitting president is getting paid by a foreign government. This is treason in plain sight. And y’all quiet? Hell no. .

i very rusty at traditional inks

Why do you lock your door at night. Is it because you think I'll come in and debate you. Are you afraid of free speech

What a doll. 🥹 Postcard from my collection, mailed 1941.

New from 404 Media: the Signal clone the Trump administration uses was just hacked. TeleMessage makes a modified version of Signal that archives messages for government agencies, Waltz used it. A hacker got some users' messages, group chats. Hugely significant breach www.404media.co/the-signal-c...

but also, he's a nazi. his family moved to south africa in support of apartheid. he's literally named after a character in a wernher von braun novel. he openly advocates for eugenics. he's complained that poor black and brown countries are 'outbreeding' us. he's a trans eliminationist. he's a nazi.

Former New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern has shown the world that strong and effective leadership starts with empathy and kindness. Her beliefs have never rung more true. Honored to introduce her tonight at Doc10's closing night showing of "Prime Minister."

this movie tariff is so bizarre. does trump think the movies come in on ships?

Shooting films in foreign countries is a “national security threat”?!? He is certifiable. And astonishingly stupid.

Deranged Trump is now putting a 100% tariff on movies made outside the US.

But why don’t people want to make movies here? They don’t even want to come here?

This guy’s Mark Hamil game is *on point*

Guys he wants to reopen Alcatraz

yeah, movies. those things not made in america.

It's actually unbelievable how stupid he is.

BREAKING: Jasmine Crockett has made it official that she's running to be the ranking member of the House Oversight Committee following Rep. Connolly's announcement that he'll be stepping down. This is Donald Trump’s worst nightmare.

I may have context for this! Last night WPBT in Palm Beach broadcast the 1979 Clint Eastwood film "Escape from Alcatraz."

Sure whatever. 25% tariff on eating ice cream on a hot day next. 50% tariff on petting a dog. 35% tariff on the sound of children laughing. 10% tariff on the smell of flowers. 15% tariff on the cold side of the pillow. And another 25% on China, why not.

It's a smart move because most foreign powers already have Mike Waltz's contact information.

The Biden administration made nearly 4 million more workers eligible for overtime pay. But if Trump doesn't defend this rule by a May 6 court deadline, those workers will lose their much needed raises. Time for the self-proclaimed "pro-worker president" to put up or shut up.

[spins wheel] MOVIES! [spins wheel again] Made OVERSEAS! [spins wheel yet a third time] Are a NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT

This guy’s brain is mashed potatoes.

Again, sometimes my mind is elsewhere, like on trial, and then I refocus and come roaring back to a “reality” where the Republicans are in thrall to a complete idiot with a totally incoherent policy.

Trump on strollers: "All costs are down. Everything is down other than the thing you carry the babies around in."

Incredible. Hacked Signal chats of CBP officials are now floating out there.

I'm sick of this slander so I'm setting the record straight

Yeah, the fixation on the fucking doll thing is about gender. It's invoking the misogynist concept of the "ungrateful female" in order to justify a very stupid policy that hurt everyone.

one thing the alcatraz tour does remarkably well is impress even on the mind of a 10 year old just how stupid reopening alcatraz would be

If Biden had said anytihng like this, Fox News would have had a banner headline: "The Democrats' War on Girls"

One of Pope Francis’ “popemobiles” is being transformed into a mobile healthcare unit for children and sent to the Gaza Strip, the Vatican’s official media outlet said on Sunday. cnn.it/3GG2TnN

The customs agents assigned to collecting this 100% movie tariff

Translation: Any agreement made by US trade representatives is not credible because Trump may just rip it up. Good luck negotiating everyone!

kill myself because i cant be nostalgic for the 90s with unrepresentative AI slop for another 30 years

tfw you're the president and just finished watching "The Rock" (1996)

Looking forward to Trump's executive orders tomorrow outlawing the letter N and declaring that the month of August is now called "Donald"

Trump saying let's re-open Alcatraz because he watched Escape From Alcatraz on TV is funny but the fact it was playing on PBS and he saw it is funnier

Its extremely hilarious that this is the guy Wall Street has convinced themselves is gonna fold on his China tariffs any second now

Trump really has the finger on the pulse of America, a nation famous for not wanting a ludicrous abundance of choice of consumer products.

Idk but every time I see it I imagine Tim Robinson screaming 55 DOLLS 55 BARBIES 55 AMERICAN GIRLS